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Soft, sturdy, and confidently sarcastic — this classic tee speaks before you do. The midweight cotton feels familiar the moment you pull it on, with a relaxed crew neckline and clean, seam-free shoulders that sit naturally on the frame. A crisp black print across the chest reads like a wry stage direction: it asks for speakerphone etiquette with a wink. Wear it to low-key meetups, road trips, or while doing remote work around housemates — it’ll carry the joke without trying too hard. The tear-away label keeps the neck irritation-free, and careful printing methods keep the lettering crisp wash after wash. Ethically sourced cotton and OEKO-TEX certification mean you can enjoy the humor while feeling good about the fabric.
Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: high-detail chest design with DTF/DTG for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
T-Shirt — "I'm Not a Person You Should Put on Speaker Phone" Graphic Tee
$23.99
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Product features
- Medium-weight 100% cotton fabric (5.3 oz/yd²) for year-round comfort and durability
- Tubular knit construction with no side seams for a clean, waste-reducing silhouette
- Ribbed, seam-free collar and shoulder tape to maintain shape and prevent stretching
- Dual printing: high-detail chest design with DTF/DTG for crisp, long-lasting graphics
- Tear-away label, OEKO-TEX® certified, ethically sourced US cotton
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat